I recently ran into this on Facebook and I just have to ask. In what universe could I possibly give a fuck? Great job Dicky! The fact that you like Wal-Mart is completely irrelevant to my life! The stupid part is I can’t even blame him. In fact I guarantee I’ve liked something idiotic and [...]
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God Damn it Facebook.
April 28, 2011I agree, JAWS would be a better acronym.
November 16, 2010Good job, Judd Apatow.
Government supplies dude with weed.
July 12, 2010Did you know this? This guy is one of five remaining people (although some reports say seven) who used found a jem of a legal loophole in the nineties. The government mails this dude mad joints every month. Let’s watch.
Supreme Court Judges Still Use Windows 95
April 22, 2010This is scary. Maybe we should start having younger Supreme Court judges? That’ll never happen. The Supreme Court justices are a bright bunch. But chances are you’re not going to see them at next January’s CES show or ever watch them on a Web video demonstrating how to create apps for the iPhone. That much [...]
Dude falls to his death in active volcano
April 3, 2010A Swedish tourist named Daniel Fetersen died a few days ago after he plunged over 490 feet into the crater of an active volcano on the island of Bali. The 25-year-old man reportedly leaned over the edge of the crater on Mt. Batur to get a better look, then slipped and fell onto the sharp [...]
10 Year Old Gets Tasered By Po’
April 2, 2010Kid gets unruly at Teddie’s Daycare. Cops show up. They slap him, then subdue him with a taser. These men should go to jail. Read the full story HERE, then go protest or something. Jesus, it isn’t even the first time this has happened. They taser girls too.