I recently ran into this on Facebook and I just have to ask. In what universe could I possibly give a fuck? Great job Dicky! The fact that you like Wal-Mart is completely irrelevant to my life! The stupid part is I can’t even blame him. In fact I guarantee I’ve liked something idiotic and [...]
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God Damn it Facebook.
April 28, 2011HWE’s First Official COMPETITION
July 22, 2010Still reading? Good. Because I’m about to put your typing skills to the test. In my adventures to post an updated resume on Monster.com, I had to find out how fast I type. As it turns out, I had no idea how awesome I was. 85 WPM (that’s Words Per Minute for all of you [...]
Papers suck.
May 3, 2010Dear Readers, I am in the middle of a paper right now. It is destroying my life. Ironically, it’s about blogging… But don’t worry, it’s due tomorrow. I’ll soon be back on my game. Stay tuned, -Bakes
I <3 Google
March 29, 2010So I was sending an e-mail tonight and it had the words “I have attached” in it. In this case, I was just getting revisions on a draft, so I didn’t actually attach any files to the e-mail. So then Google goes… Did you mean to attach files? You wrote “I have attached” in your [...]
An open letter to drug dealers…
March 4, 2010Dear Drug Dealers, Please stop sending mass texts out when you get shipments. Cell phones are not secure devices, and I don’t like being lumped together with everyone you’ve ever sold a bag of weed to. You aren’t even cryptic anymore. What happened to the good old days of slang and coded numbers? “Great headies [...]
